Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Chuck Norris on "Chuck Norris"

Chuck Norris, believe it or not, has a column in which he addresses many of the "Chuck Norris Facts" that are being circulated. My friend in Virginia, Nathan Solomon, knows them all. If you don't know what I'm talking about...here's an example: "There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live". Anyway, check out his column here. Here's a brief exerpt of what you will find:

"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he
never cries. Ever." There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any
other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did.
His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris. If your soul needs healing, the
prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood. Again,
I'm flattered and amazed by the way I've become a fascinating public figure for
a whole new generation of young people around the world. But I am not the
characters I play. And even the toughest characters I have played could never
measure up to the real power in this universe. "

1 comment:

Nathan Solomon said...

Dave,

Very nice, had no idea Chuck felt that way. Also, would love to hear how your Amos sermons are going. Hope you and your family are doing well.

Nathan